Burritos as big as my head doesn’t sound so bad, but broken glass I can do without — especially for $2.39/LB.
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This better a pretty damn good marinade for $3.99/LB.

Who knew rice dicks were so offensive?

I don’t think a sign is going to stop anyone who already had these intentions.

What are you, ten years old?

Sounds tasty…

Unless of course this doctor is female.

And why’s that exit sign hanging so low?

So that’s what I’ve been doing wrong…