I’m not telling you to lose weight, I’m just saying tighten up a little…

You sir, are doing it right!

Burritos as big as my head doesn’t sound so bad, but broken glass I can do without — especially for $2.39/LB.
Photo credit: Bad Menus

Some people just weren’t meant to be in photographs.

This better a pretty damn good marinade for $3.99/LB.

Someone needs to tell this guy he’s doing it wrong…

And yes, hackers do wear top-hats.

The power of the imperfectly time set and the perfectly timed shot.

No, I said Happy Easter.

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