Burritos as big as my head doesn’t sound so bad, but broken glass I can do without — especially for $2.39/LB.
Photo credit: Bad Menus

Never before has beast taken on she-beast with such holiday spirit. Renowned for her juxtaposing look and voice, Scottish vocalist Susan Boyle has been a fan favorite since her April 11, 2009 appearance on the British TV hit, Britain’s Got Talent.
Her competition?
The Chinese Crested dog affectionately named Rascal, current holder of the following: “The World’s Ugliest Dog” Ring of Champions, Western USA’s Ugliest Dog. The Oldest Ugly Dog Contest” in Fort Bragg, Ca. Ugly Dog Winner “Citrus Harvest Festival” Highland, Ca. Winner of “Regal Cinema’s Hotel For Dogs” Ugly Dog …

Some people just weren’t meant to be in photographs.

This better a pretty damn good marinade for $3.99/LB.

Is he warming or spreading?