Never before has beast taken on she-beast with such holiday spirit. Renowned for her juxtaposing look and voice, Scottish vocalist Susan Boyle has been a fan favorite since her April 11, 2009 appearance on the British TV hit, Britain’s Got Talent.

Her competition?

The Chinese Crested dog affectionately named Rascal, current holder of the following: “The World’s Ugliest Dog” Ring of Champions, Western USA’s Ugliest Dog. The Oldest Ugly Dog Contest” in Fort Bragg, Ca. Ugly Dog Winner “Citrus Harvest Festival” Highland, Ca. Winner of “Regal Cinema’s Hotel For Dogs” Ugly Dog Contest, FL. Author, Tim Downs Ugly Dog Contest, PSPCA “I’m so Ugly I’m Cute” contest.

Dane (owner) and Rascal were named this year’s “Distinguished Residents” at The Mayor’s State of the City, and have a Star on the Walk of Fame in Hollywood, California.

While Rascal is slightly more decorated, Susan Boyle has exposure on the world’s stage.

Watch each of the following video entries and cast your vote below to determine who did it ugliest — the she-beast Susan Boyle or the pup-beast Rascal. And make sure to check out the bonus Susan Boyle photo gallery after the poll.

Susan Boyle: Silent Night

Rascal: Silent Night

Thanks for viewing, it’s not time to officially cast your vote to determine the winner of the ugliest Christmas Carol ever sung. Is it Susan Boyle, or Rascal the ugliest dog in the world?

Vote below and then head to SingingUglyDog.com to send out Rascal’s official Holiday eCard to your friends and family!

Official Ballot

Bonus Susan Boyle Gallery

Who ya got?

If you have ever wanted to own a little baby monkey but want your skin to stay attached to your face, and you really like Star Wars, this man-toy monkey is for you.

It’s just like having a real monkey, only it won’t throw shit at you or pull off your face.

Most people think of Tommy Lasorda as the long time manager and face of Los Angeles Dodger baseball, but they don’t know who the man truly is.

He may look like your jovial grandfather, but he sounds more like Joe Pesci in Martin Scorsese’s Goodfellas.

If you’re bothered by excessive cussing, please do not watch this video.

There’s nothing producers like more than news anchors who leave their microphones on while they hit the restroom. In all fairness, it’s a good thing he wasn’t dropping a deuce.

Via Manofest