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28 August 2009 107 Comments

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  • jimmy said:

    It’s not really too big a fail…she doesn’t look to bad, she’s just fat as hell :P

  • admin (author) said:

    @jimmy
    I’m not proud of it, but I’ve definitely tapped a keg or two in my college days…

  • dewta said:

    SSSSSSSSSSooooooooooooooooo sweeeeeeeeeettttttttttt i want this girl

  • Oblivion said:

    Hey there’s something for everybody out there. Companionship is where you find it, when the lights go out, it’s just a question of is she too fat to get yourself positioned to where you can get in. Sometimes you really have to bend.

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  • mmature said:

    best one.. keep it up

  • haha said:

    oh god, “sometimes you really have to bend”

  • jim bob said:

    All fat chicks give good head.

  • Jon said:

    I’d rather do a hot dude than a fat chick

  • moratmarit said:

    Wow..this beautiful..:))

  • Mustardtits the blind harp blower said:

    Hey sometimes you gotta jump on the grenade and sometimes the grenade jumps on you.

  • Pr0FiT said:

    tits or gtfo

  • marmm said:

    how about she is a person?! karma will get you all

  • Roy Goodner said:

    Is this pic funny to you?
    Maybe you should find your way to a therapists couch.
    Ask yourself why you are so quick to judge others.
    The comments to this are a microcosm of our media’s and advertising campaigns version of what is acceptable and you idiots buy it.
    Pitiful.

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  • Mike said:

    All fat chicks do give great head, but some are pretty bad at handjobs. Rippin’ and tearin’ it like a thanksgiving turkey. *shudders*

  • anthony said:

    Wow that is a HUGE fail. GINORMOUS fail.
    (I’m surprised no one went there yet!)

  • Dave said:

    Hahahahaha this is my friend Matt Kessler from NYC, that was a SICK party though!

  • ILikeBigButts said:

    That’s beer goggle WIN! That boy got more ass there than he could know what to do with.. a night with that and he won’t need the goggles anymore, he’ll be searching out that huge ass.

    Also, it don’t matter how fat they are, you can get at it when they’re all bent over, face down, ass up!

  • admin (author) said:

    @Roy Goodner
    Please don’t stick up for people who are committing suicide at McDonald’s

  • Virgil said:

    Fat people symbolize excess and waste, so it’s okay to look down on them just as we look down on people that drive hummers and go into massive debt on luxury garbage.

    Except fat people are also unpleasant to most of the senses.

  • tom said:

    Guys, if you see her at the next party and she wants it, go ahead. Dump some shots if you think you need an excuse for your dimwit friends but do it. Just be a little nice and she will treat you like you’re Johnny Depp. Might be the best sex you’ll ever get, heh. And don’t be an ass afterwards.

  • obvious said:

    Only a fat person or the poor schmuck who married one would defend this picture…

  • Krieger9 said:

    @marmm
    I don’t think they were having that kind of a conversation it would matter.

  • DickensCider said:

    Roll her up in flour and aim it for the wet spot.

  • Skinny said:

    Roy Goodner :
    Is this pic funny to you?
    Maybe you should find your way to a therapists couch.
    Ask yourself why you are so quick to judge others.
    The comments to this are a microcosm of our media’s and advertising campaigns version of what is acceptable and you idiots buy it.
    Pitiful.

    You are fat, right?

  • PaulBoy said:

    @marmm

    she is skanky, next to naked, has her ASS hanging straight out for the world to see, and on top of that she is f*cking OBESE. She had it coming to her.

    but yes, fat chicks do give GREAT head :D

  • a.quang said:

    Why is this funny? Because she’s blessed with an alternative body type that you don’t find attractive? Here’s some news for you: Attraction too bulkier physiques is the historical norm. Your attraction to gaunt sticks is abnormal and perverse. Thin bodies are such a waste!

  • PilotP86 said:

    Fail?! Looks like a WIN in my book!

    Fat chicks rule! :-)

  • Manny said:

    It’s an awkward situation given their level of intimacy in a relatively public setting. Other than that, I say let them be.

  • MrHonest said:

    @Roy Goodner
    Ummm, pretty sure its in human nature to find obese women unattractive. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to “judge” that the skinny guy is intoxicated or desperate.

  • slobooger said:

    @a.quang

    a.quang :
    Why is this funny? Because she’s blessed with an alternative body type that you don’t find attractive? Here’s some news for you: Attraction too bulkier physiques is the historical norm. Your attraction to gaunt sticks is abnormal and perverse. Thin bodies are such a waste!

    Wow, you think that that “Bulkier physique” is a historical norm??? Wow, you must be morbidly obese also… Cause THAT is NOT Historically Normal…. That is “ABNORMAL and PERVERSE” FAT ASS LAZY PEOPLE are SUCH A WASTE!!!!!

    And actually…. for your Scientifically proven information. Fat people create a hell of a lot more “Waste” than skinny people….
    Try laying off the Fastfood, doughnuts, and candy bars, and try a salad and an occasional walk.

    Good day, sir!

  • Karl said:

    Fat people lack self control. It’s perfectly acceptable to make fun of someone for being excessively drunk, spend excessive amounts of money, or be excessively loud. It’s also perfectly acceptable to make fun of somebody because they eat excessively. Making fun of those people can sometimes aid in ending that behavior. Ever heard the saying, “anythings okay in moderation”? Well, when moderation means a cheeseburger, two hotdogs, a bag of chips, and a large bowl of ice cream all washed down with high fructose corn syrup soda, I have every right to make fun of you for lacking self control and being fat.

    You lose weight first. Then come talk to me about getting therapy.

  • Steve said:

    FAIL? Not hardly. Chubby chicks are so much better in the sack than those little skin and bones twig bitches. I would walk past a dozen skinny chicks at a party to flirt with a chubby one.

  • Chris Anton said:

    This is very fat :D

  • val said:

    @a.quang

    Hey Quang, “Plump” girls were sought after in medieval times, only because they were thought to be wealthy since they could gorge themselves with food. Fat didnt really exist back then for girls, only guys. As the world turned modern and food supply raised, men started becoming more attracted to skinny girls. Why? Because they were actually hot, plump girls just had a good family to get into. This fat girl has all this hate coming, she got drunk and let herself go at a party. If she doesnt want to be made fun of, dont get drunk, dont act slutty, and lose some weight. Its just like girls who wear low cut shirts and tight short skirts and expect men not to notice. That’s stupid. And if you have a problem being fat yourself, exercise, because its not healthy, and its not attractive. Keep that in mind. Oh yea, and fat chicks give AMAZING head.

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  • ex said:

    Umm. I’m pretty sure that’s my ex. Glad he’s on to BIGGER and better things… guess I wasn’t fat enough for him!

  • Mistakes Girls Make said:

    @marmm How about she is a whale?

  • Kaka said:

    Lets us see the other picture… two guys by her ass are posing for another pic… LET’S US SEE IT

  • braxton said:

    gay

  • Me said:

    @slobooger
    I wanna know why fat people are automically lazy? I am fat adn have many so called fat friends and they just so happen to be some of the most hard working people around! And yes, fat chicks give the best head, do the most and are generally better partners all around then stick girls!! I can tell you that I have no problem getting men….I am married, have a big ass and get hit on ALL the time by guys that are skinny or average size. I am HOT and I know it! Size doesnt matter………..but wouldnt it be fun to see a picture of these guys calling us fat, ladies? I better their dicks are so small that you need a magnifying glass to see them and they are ugly. I may be fat, but atleast I am HOTT and I can diet!

  • phatchik said:

    Wow Talk about beer gOgglezzz…when that chick wakes up the next morning and realizes she made out with his skinny ass she’s prolly gonna hafta eat half the McD’s menu to feel better!

  • rhapsody in blue said:

    If I were the manufacturer of that chair, I would totally use this as my next advertisement. Seriously, that thing has to be supporting upwards of 600 lb.

    And there’s a pretty big difference between “alternative body style” (some people may be naturally plump, I get that), and obese. And this is Grade-AAA Prime Cut Obesity, plain and simple. I mean, her ass spans the length of 2 1/2 chairs, she’s chomping at this poor douchebag like he’s a family size pack of Nutter Butters, and the tablecloth she’s wearing for a dress can barely contain the rolling mounds or unrestrained flabaciousness. Unhealthy, but hilarious.

  • AHAHAAH said:

    “Why is this funny? Because she’s blessed with an alternative body type that you don’t find attractive? Here’s some news for you: Attraction too bulkier physiques is the historical norm. Your attraction to gaunt sticks is abnormal and perverse. Thin bodies are such a waste!”

    Are you kidding me..you do realise shes not just chubby, shes unhealthy, pfftt idiot

  • daniel said:

    I’d hit it

  • Lucy Pinder said:

    I remember bad nights like that!

  • SS29ER said:

    Fat chicks are like mopeds. Fun to ride until your friends see you on one.

  • Mike Hunt said:

    @jim bob
    Wiener has two meanings to a fat chick when giving head. Lets just hope she is thinking of the right one at the time and doesn’t get excited and decides to chomp down… ;-)

  • Oed0 said:

    To get fat you must move less and eat more. Basically the planet is overpopulated and fat people are not helping the matter at all. The reason there is so many chemicals in our diet or the reason cows get pumped with steriods etc etc etc is that people will pay to gorge themselves. This is just another example of why greedy people decrease the quality of life for everyone. Why should i have to pay per KG of luggage on flights when these fat bastards weigh twice what i weigh? If we get hit by a car chances are we’ll die in the hallway because these flabby gelatinous land-squids are hogging 2 beds a piece.

  • id be pissed if that was me said:

    the guy is obviously too drunk to know what’s hes doing, someone should have smacked that fatass in the back of the head and told her to stop raping him.

    and yeah, its disgusting because she is unhealthily fat, morbidly obese, same as if a guy was hooking up with a heroin addict, its just not somethning you do.

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  • Kaka said:

    @ rhapsody in blue
    “If I were the manufacturer of that chair, I would totally use this as my next advertisement. Seriously, that thing has to be supporting upwards of 600 lb.”

    FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!

  • Jon said:

    lol. What’s the name of that movie again?

  • Atheizt said:

    a.quang :
    Why is this funny? Because she’s blessed with an alternative body type that you don’t find attractive? Here’s some news for you: Attraction too bulkier physiques is the historical norm. Your attraction to gaunt sticks is abnormal and perverse. Thin bodies are such a waste!

    BLESSED with an ALTERNATIVE body? LOL! Shes not blessed with anything, she made it herself with countless hours over over-eating and lack of exercise. I have no idea why everyone feels sorry for fat people, they bring it on themselves. And no, I’m not a stick thin guy who ‘wouldn’t know what hes talking about’, I’m actually down to 115KG from 140kg so far and still have a long way to go to my target 105KG weight. I expect(ed) no sympathy because it was my own doing.

    I realis(ed) I’m disgusting so I covered up until I’m happy with myself… maybe she should do the same?

  • Online TV said:

    Yikes..something tells me that picture a little to the right is going to end up being used for a motivational poster.

  • Nate said:

    NOT a fail; The Beer Goggles are functioning at MAXIMUM power, actually.

  • da one CRe said:

    That is str8 AWFUL. How many shots of whiskey did he need to do that?!

  • Huge Biatch said:

    Thats A HUGEEEEEEEEE BITCH!

  • AxeTrader said:

    This guy will never be able to live this down so long as this picture exists.

  • the dude said:

    Atheizt :

    a.quang :
    Why is this funny? Because she’s blessed with an alternative body type that you don’t find attractive? Here’s some news for you: Attraction too bulkier physiques is the historical norm. Your attraction to gaunt sticks is abnormal and perverse. Thin bodies are such a waste!

    cool – I agree

  • the dude said:

    I reckon fat people are cool.
    I think boring straight white heteros have been in power long enough.
    ( I am white and hetero but I feel ashamed when I read dumbass comments like these)

  • Dans said:

    @da one CRe
    About $100 worth. ;)

  • willy said:

    @Dave how old was he in this pic lol

  • willy said:

    @admin
    where is this pic from?!? i wanna find me a healthy one like her!

  • Dan said:

    Fat chicks need loving too.

  • lucky said:

    A little bit of jar jar bings on jabba the hut action eh

  • james said:

    i would hit it

  • dan mc said:

    her face is probably very beautiful

  • John said:

    She’s no fatter than most of your Moms, so why are you guys being such a bunch of cocks? It’s a good thing nobody knows who you are… that would be embarrassing?

  • matt kilbourne said:

    she ain’t that fat… though i am drunk right now, HA

  • Hans Wurst said:

    The fail is that the strange creatures in the front thought they should post this so their twisted world could laugh about it.

    Everybody (aside from these guys) knows that fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round.

    You have no idea what you’re missing!

  • Vadimka said:

    very beautiful BITCH :)

  • hanmi said:

    very ugly

  • flloyd said:

    This girl is disgusting. Much like all others of her kind she is revolting to look at and is nothing more than a walking… well waddling!… heart attack. Get these fatties out of our site until they have the self discipline to eat correctly and exercise!

    In fact they do serve one purpose… humour! No matter how bad your day is there is still something in you to allow you a good laugh at these vessels!

  • zinkox said:

    fat bitch is fat

  • rizelle said:

    looks like they found the beached whale…

  • rusty mozzy said:

    Me :
    @slobooger
    I wanna know why fat people are automically lazy? I am fat adn have many so called fat friends and they just so happen to be some of the most hard working people around! And yes, fat chicks give the best head, do the most and are generally better partners all around then stick girls!! I can tell you that I have no problem getting men….I am married, have a big ass and get hit on ALL the time by guys that are skinny or average size. I am HOT and I know it! Size doesnt matter………..but wouldnt it be fun to see a picture of these guys calling us fat, ladies? I better their dicks are so small that you need a magnifying glass to see them and they are ugly. I may be fat, but atleast I am HOTT and I can diet!

    The fact that this person is over weight is supported by medical evidence.. This is not a healthy life style choice to consume vast amounts of calories in excess of calorie use..
    Your description of these young men as ugly is only a personal opinion.. So why can’t we have the personal opinion that such a size of person is reprehensible, unappealing, and these actions a error of judgement by the young man in question?
    Furthermore your comments upon the penis size of these gentlemen is based on what part of the picture? Do you have a certain skill at deduction of penis size based on such limited information? The necessary use of a microscope as you’ve suggested is also a laughable idea.. How mature are you?
    I believe you summed up your comment quite well, you may consider your self to be “hott” in comparison to the gentlemen in the foreground.. But you lose all credibilty of your arguement when you suggest that for you to become more attractive you could lose weight.. I believe this statement alone is enough to nullify your entire rant.. So maybe you should lose some weight for the benefit of your husband, and you may notice that the guys who hit on you are genuine ppl, instead of low life predators who target fat women cos they deem them to be an easy target.. You know it and i know it, every one reading this knows it, but many ppl will deny it, thanx for your time, have a nice life ppl :)

  • William Wallace said:

    I aint afraid to admit it, like half of you losers out there, that I wouldnt say no to getting my hands on that girl. She looks like she would be hot in bed. Nothing beats a girl with a big ass bent over in front of you, pure bliss.

    Skinny girls are pathetic looking freaks that need to eat more, it is as plain and simple as that. The two twats laughing in the pic are wishing they had thier hands on the big girl, jealous knobs.

  • Dan said:

    a.quang: just how fat are you, exactly? “blessed”. she’s blessed with a shorter lifespan and health problems.

  • Lggeek said:

    @Atheizt
    After you graduate from high school , go to college and while you’re their take a course on genetics. One of the things you will learn is people can be tall,short,thin,fat,smart or dumb because of there genetics. There are some people that no matter how much they don’t eat will never be thin because of genetics, it plays a much larger role in life than people know. I don’t think anyone has hypothesized a genetic role in insensitivity, mine is it’s a learned behavior.

  • BB said:

    @Dan
    But They Gotta Pay

  • Dickerson said:

    Reading all these comments is much more interesting then the picture above.
    Who cares if she fat the funny thing is contrast.

  • namednshamed.co.uk said:

    BEER GOGGLE FAIL…

    When your beer googles are functioning at MAXIMUM power we have the makings of a new de-motivational poster….

  • Nikki said:

    Guys we all have different opinions of what is attractive and what is. How about instead of making jackasses of yourselves, you all go get laid like this kid is, yeah? Good plan.

  • Nikki said:

    *isn’t

  • admin (author) said:

    Nikki :
    Guys we all have different opinions of what is attractive and what is. How about instead of making jackasses of yourselves, you all go get laid like this kid is, yeah? Good plan.

    but please don’t lay a beached whale…

  • oh no said:

    I agree. This is not funny people.
    When your friend is about to become hippo chow you should not be laughing and taking pictures!

  • Wotton said:

    I find it very inappropriate of you guys laughing at this. She had just a few hours of lifespan when out of the water, and wanted some love before dying of overheating.
    Guys in the foreground could at least help by throwing a wet towel at her.

  • Steveftw said:

    lol fat

  • CoolKid99 said:

    @William Wallace
    hmm, wow, you must be the only one that wants to bend her fatass over in your bed. she is disgusting and repulsive, solely for the fact that she lives an unhealthy lifestyle. what, do you think that stuffing your face with fatty greasy food is attractive, fine, thats your preference. but don’t bag on ’skinny girls’ just because we have some self control. i’m sorry, but i sure as hell don’t wanna die at the age of 45 from massively clogged arteries.

  • fat or not said:

    the girl is still gross – her @ss hanging out, no bra- bitties all flopping out- cottage cheese spilling over, drunkenly straddling her prey like she wants to consume his very being…

    in public… at a party…

    if you can be attracted to someone that obviously doesnt care about themselves – go for it – Ill stick with the ones that shower, exercise and have a bit of class.

  • will said:

    first of all.. she really isn’t that fat.. she’s voluptuous which I find incredibly sexy and so do many others…

    second of all.. overweight people often are born to a genetically predisposed weight pattern so alot of it doesn’t have to do with how much you eat..

    third of all.. she’s hot! curves beat skin and bone hands down!

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  • alfred said:

    get a room!

  • TB said:

    Has anyone considered that… he might be the ULTIMATE wingman! Sure he’s taking one for the team, but perhaps one of his buddies is out of shot hooking up with that girls hot friend.

    God bless the wingman ;-)

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  • aws said:

    loooooooool

  • Deez nuts said:

    Sure thing chunky…

  • Deeez Nuts said:

    Well safe to say she is a sure thing — to bad he’ll probably die from internal bleeding caused by a crushed pelvis. According to George Kastanza she has probably got a good personality too due to evolution, let’s face it — she has to…

  • brett said:

    I bet she tastes like cigarettes and burger king onion rings!

  • Kate said:

    @William Wallace
    As a naturally skinny person I find it offensive when people put ME down because of my lack of weight. People are built how they are built and not everyone can change that. I eat and eat, but I don’t gain weight and there is nothing I can do about that. It’s ridiculous and hypocritical of you to defend a larger woman and put down smaller women.

  • sallyw said:

    @rusty mozzy

    i actually know the guy on the left, and he is very well endowed. and my friend sexed the one on the right, and he was great in bed.

    would’ve been a good argument though.

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